Category Archives: Versus
Glass Coffee Table vs Alcohol
It seems the Australian Government are attempting to tap into a niche market here. “Excuse me citizen are you aware that if you consume too much alcohol you run the risk of falling straight through a glass coffee table?” The … Continue reading
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A Comparative Study: Sexy Bitch to the Neighbourhood Whore
Akon said it couldn’t be done, but I gave it a crack. I hit the streets and was on the lookout for 2 subjects: 1. a Sexy Bitch 2. a Neighbourhood Whore. My findings were that the subjects were not … Continue reading
Seal vs $70
I just got an email from a ticketing promoter saying that for the next 72 hours tickets to Seals Brisbane and Adelaide shows are only $70 and that it is a dramatic visual experience not to be missed. Oh my! … Continue reading
Morrissey vs Mika
2 posts about Morrissey in 1 day? Get a room. I don’t quite know how to put my contempt for Mika in words. But allow me to put it in graph format. It’s safe to say I would rather listen … Continue reading
Pandas vs Grand Prix
I do not like pandas. I also do not like the Grand Prix. But given the choice, I would rather get excited about the atmosphere at a racing event than the snooze-worthy display of 2 animals who will be seen … Continue reading
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Carly Simon vs Starbucks
Carly Simon is suing Starbucks for failing to promote her 2008 album, “dooming the record before it was even released”. I have learnt that in life if I produce something and it is not well received then that is my … Continue reading
