Category Archives: Music
How Did Paramore Get Past The Keeper?
You know how sometimes you meet a person and they’re a total dick. And I mean like a TOTAL DICK <end caps>. The only job they could ever apply for would be Wanted: Extroverted Wanker. Anyway, then you meet a … Continue reading
Quizday: Which Jonas Brothers Song Best Describes You
Ah yes, one of life’s unanswered questions. Designed by a plethora of psychiatrists, it is surely based on scientific facts. 1. First off, describe your love life: I have no love life. I won’t amount to being a good girlfriend/boyfriend, … Continue reading
Damn You Triple J! Damn You Countdown! (Contains No Spoilers)
So you had to employ someone who is a leaker. A filth flarn filth leaker! I can’t believe Alex Lloyd took it out with Amazing. Again. OK so that would probably be the only thing worse than finding out who … Continue reading
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Dear: Billy Ray Cyrus
I like you. You have produced good things, namely things that have “achy” and “breaky” in the title. But I do not have time for pleasantries, there are pressing matters at hand. On Tuesday, January 12 it reached a maximum … Continue reading
Method Man & Redman – Adelaide 08/01/10
Well I’ve always wanted to go to an Air Max and Hoe Convention, so I can tick that off the master list. Oh I’ve seen some crowds before but the folk at The Shores Complex in West Beach were something … Continue reading
Noel Gallagher: Class Valedictorian
I like Oasis, 1 great album and a couple of other decent tracks here and there. But Noel Gallagher is a lad and I’ve got a lot of time for that bloke. He’s a shit-talking/mud-slinging/borderline-junkie who has opinions that often … Continue reading
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Albums of the Decade (The Real and More Correcter Version)
After reading the following abysmal article on the supposed “Albums of the Decade” and mocking it beyond my wildest dreams, I decided to get out of my glasshouse but still continue to throw stones and come up with my own … Continue reading
You’ve Seen The Best, Now See The Rest: 2009 Wrapped Up
Top 10 Australian Albums 10. The Temper Trap – Conditions 9. Sarah Blasko – As Day Follows Night 8. Art vs Science – Art vs Science 7. DZ – DZ Ruined My Life 6. The Middle East – Recordings of … Continue reading
Revelation: Compilation CDs That I Have To Pay For Are Not Good
100% Hits – Best of 2009 Disc 1 David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland – When Love Takes Over Flo Rida – Right Round [feat. Ke$ha] Lily Allen – Not Fair 3OH!3 – Don’t Trust Me Jet – She’s A Genius … Continue reading
Dear: R. Kelly
RE: Your whereabouts Where did you go? You’ve been a bit quiet since that rather inappropriate child pornography thing. How embarrassed were you because of it? Scale of one to ten? It must’ve been made worse because of that pesky … Continue reading
