While searching for a picture of Michael Bolton riding a horse, I came across someones special, personal bucket list:
FA – Fucking Awesome, B – Boring
1/ To duet with Michael Bolton - FA
2/ To sing at the Royal Albert Hall (with or without an audience, I really dont mind) – B
3/ To drive a double decker bus round on a skid pan - FA
4/ To do a stand up comedy routine in a comedy club - B
5/ To photograph an African safari - B
6/ To swim with dolphins - B
7/ To interview Ozzy Osbourne - FA/B because it’s Jennifer interviewing
8/ To read the news on BBC1 - B
9/ To have my book published - B
10/ To have my invention taken up on Dragons Den by Peter Jones, Duncan Banatyne and Theo Paphitis - B
Love Jennifer XXXX
Now Jennifer, I’ve noticed that you have a “Fucking Awesome” strike rate of 25% which is quite poor, so allow me to make a few amendments:
1/ Duet with long-haired Michael Bolton
2/ Start an impromptu sing-a-long at the UN
3/ Borrow a school bus full of kids and drive it on a skid pan
4/ Stand-up comedy at Guantanamo Bay
5/ Photo-bomb the next royal wedding family shot
6/ Swim with Martin Scorsese
7/ Interview Courtney Love, ask if she killed Kurt
8/ Get on A Current Affair
9/ Do porn
10/ Sucker punch that guy on MythBusters, y’know, the one that looks like Paul Giamatti
And that, Jennifer, is how you bucket list.
